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The only thing I Hate more than not being Invited to Parties, is Going to Parties. Also, I felt Four Loco Deserved a Mention in a Non-Hip-Hop Song.

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Why is it Whenever You Get There they've just Given Out their Last Beer?
And All the People You Know Left 15 Minutes Ago?
But Not Before Spilling something on the Carpet and Breaking a Piece of the Furniture
They Made Out with the Host's Girlfriend and Now You're Getting Your Ass Kicked.

There was a Trick to Working Parties that I knew in my Younger Days.
They Helped me to Feel Alive, but Now they're Killing Me.
If I have One More Four Loco, I Swear my Liver will Explode.

Oh God Please Send Me something else to Help Me Be Up At Parties!
Up At Parties!

Why is it Whenever You Get There, they've Poured the Last of the Good Whiskey?
And Everybody there is a Person You Don't Want to See?
They were Your Friends but they Sided with Your Ex.
You haven't Seen them in Two Years
And Speaking of Your Ex, there She is!

I Hate Parties!
I Hate Parties but I've Gotta Do Something Tonight!
I've Gotta Do Something Tonight!
So I'm Going to a Party Tonight!
As Soon as I Get the Call.

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from BLARG! All Over Wrigley!, released August 31, 2010

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Jacky Stone and His Ugly Bones Flagstaff, Arizona

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